Today’s Guest Author is Dani from Cloudy with a Chance of Wine
About Dani: I’m a SAHM and I spend my free time writing stories to make you laugh about my functionally dysfunctional life. It keeps me from opening a bottle of wine at 9 am.
You can find Dani on Pinterest at http://www.pinterest.com/chanceofwine/
My husband and I are a bit touchy-feely, and we do say “I love you” so much it makes my mother gag, but I’d say we’re about as similar as The Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.
In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m the Wile E. of our relationship – more humiliated than harmed by my many failures, and always wrestling with gravity.
I came up with 69 examples of how different we are (it is Valentine’s Day, after all), but in an effort to keep this post under 500 words so you might actually read it, I cut it down to 9.